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THE TROUPE

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JT WAUGH

est. 2021

The first time JT ever pumped gas in his car, he pulled the knosle out without pulling the lever and sprayed gas all over the gas station. He then cried.

IZZY STER

est. 2021

Izzy Ster, a writer for the Suspenders, was once a pleasure to have in class. She thinks about this often.

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VINCENT DEMONTE

est. 2021

Fresh out the OC, Vincent Demonte thought that comedy would be a great back up option from being a news reporter. Clearly he has his priorities out of wack. Just whatever you do don mention Orange County. Trust us you don't want to know what happens.

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PHINEAS KELLY

est. 2022

Please, whatever you do, don't let this man near a carousel! Unspeakable horrors will be unleashed!! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!? THIS ISN'T A JOKE!! HE MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO R–

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BILL ROCKAS

est. 2022

Bill Rockas is a reliable and innovative character with an excellent Blue Book value. He's equipped with four-wheel drive, blind spot sensors, and even a DVD player for the kids! Discover your next horizon with Bill.

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DAISY NOH

est. 2022

You know that pun you just thought of using Daisy's last name? Don't say it. You're not original, and she's definitely heard it before. I guess you could say Noh-thing could surprise her at this point.

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FINN ROLLINGS

est. 2023

Sure, Finn Rollings likes long walks on the beach, piña coladas, and buying decorations for an aquarium he does not own, but his real passion is writing about himself in the third person.

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ALLISON KHALIL

est. 2023

Allison is not only a performer for the Suspenders, but she is a long jorts enthusiast, long time practicer of impersonating Jennifer Coolidge and Madagascar’s cult classic Mort, and masters eyebrow wiggling to eventually compete at the collegiate level.

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ZACH PATEL

est. 2023

Zach! He really likes fart jokes!!!

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FRANKIE ALVAREZ LORA

est. 2023

Frankie loves sketch comedy. He also loves doing back flips! Oh you want him to do one right now? Sure, here he goes. Oh my god, he completely missed the landing. He wasn't even close what was he thinking? He won't wake up oh god this is so bad, he looks so fragile and broken. Are you just gonna stand there? This poor boy just snapped his neck trying to impress you and you won't even stop to help? Monster.

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ELLA GROSSMAN

est. 2023

Ella is strikingly attractive, intelligent, hysterical, and humble. She spends lots of time thinking about what it would be like if she were a puppet. If her creative career doesn't work out she will become a cheesemonger or the eclectic Jewish wife of an SNL comedian.

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CLAIRE RENSCHLER

est. 2023

If you see Claire Renschler around campus, don’t say hi. She is blasting Silver Springs picturing one of the two exes she still talks to. Yes… she’s working on that. And no… they’ll never get away from the sound of a woman that loves them.

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PAIGE SPEAKER 

est. 2023

Paige Speaker is so excited to be joining the Suspenders as a producer! As anyone who has ever worked a show with her will tell you, she has an unhealthy obsession with Just Dance (but the pirated versions on youtube because who can afford the real thing). No but seriously, how many dances can one girl memorize?!

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