THE TROUPE
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JT WAUGH
est. 2021
JT is a performer and the Director of The Suspenders. He is also with roommates with Izzy Ster, unfortunately.
Things he likes: soup, spearmint gum and Tom and Jerry.
IZZY STER
est. 2021
Izzy Ster is the Suspenders Head Writer, but her actual dream job is to write the harrowing historical backstories for American Girl Dolls. Unfortunately, she is roommates with JT.
VINCENT DEMONTE
est. 2021
Fresh out the OC, Vincent Demonte thought that comedy would be a great back up option from being a news reporter. Clearly he has his priorities out of wack. Just whatever you do don mention Orange County. Trust us you don't want to know what happens.
PHINEAS KELLY
est. 2022
Please, whatever you do, don't let this man near a carousel! Unspeakable horrors will be unleashed!! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!? THIS ISN'T A JOKE!! HE MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO R–
BILL ROCKAS
est. 2022
Bill Rockas is a reliable and innovative character with an excellent Blue Book value. He's equipped with four-wheel drive, blind spot sensors, and even a DVD player for the kids! Discover your next horizon with Bill.
DAISY NOH
est. 2022
You know that pun you just thought of using Daisy's last name? Don't say it. You're not original, and she's definitely heard it before. I guess you could say Noh-thing could surprise her at this point.
FINN ROLLINGS
est. 2023
Sure, Finn Rollings likes long walks on the beach, piña coladas, and buying decorations for an aquarium he does not own, but his real passion is writing about himself in the third person.
ALLISON KHALIL
est. 2023
Allison is not only a performer for the Suspenders, but she is a long jorts enthusiast, long time practicer of impersonating Jennifer Coolidge and Madagascar’s cult classic Mort, and masters eyebrow wiggling to eventually compete at the collegiate level.
ZACH PATEL
est. 2023
Zach! He really likes fart jokes!!!
FRANKIE ALVAREZ LORA
est. 2023
Frankie loves sketch comedy. He also loves doing back flips! Oh you want him to do one right now? Sure, here he goes. Oh my god, he completely missed the landing. He wasn't even close what was he thinking? He won't wake up oh god this is so bad, he looks so fragile and broken. Are you just gonna stand there? This poor boy just snapped his neck trying to impress you and you won't even stop to help? Monster.
ELLA GROSSMAN
est. 2023
Ella Grossman can hear herself blink.
CLAIRE RENSCHLER
est. 2023
If you see Claire Renschler around campus, don’t say hi. She is blasting Silver Springs picturing one of the two exes she still talks to. Yes… she’s working on that. And no… they’ll never get away from the sound of a woman that loves them.
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PAIGE SPEAKER
est. 2023
Paige Speaker is so excited to be joining the Suspenders as a producer! As anyone who has ever worked a show with her will tell you, she has an unhealthy obsession with Just Dance (but the pirated versions on youtube because who can afford the real thing). No but seriously, how many dances can one girl memorize?!
HENRY DECKARD
est. 2024
Henry is discovering there's actually not plenty of room at the Hotel California. Despite this, he is, in fact, livin' it up.
DAWSON DETTMAN
est. 2024
He put on his first comedy act "Dawson's Joke Show" when he was six. Still bullied by his older brother for only making why did the chicken cross the road jokes.
QUINN JENNINGS
est. 2024
Quinn Jennings is the only writer on The Suspenders who has seen all 22 seasons of Hell's Kitchen. Ask her to ask you a would you rather question.
SIENNA DESANTIS
est. 2024
Born in a modest setting, this influential figure grew up with a unique sense of purpose. As an adult, she began traveling widely, sharing profound teachings about love, forgiveness, and compassion. She performed various acts of healing and inspired many with her message of hope and redemption. Despite facing significant resistance and ultimately suffering a dramatic fate, her teachings endured, profoundly shaping the beliefs and practices of countless individuals and communities. Upon meeting her, many people have remarked: "Amen", Bless up", and "Close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ".
PAUL MASKILL
est. 2024
Everyone always asks "Who's Paul", not "WHERE IS PAUL!?" Seriously, can you come find me - I think i'm lost. Help. Please.
SHAYNA MITCHELL
est. 2024
Hi I’m Shayna! (Or Slay-na, if you will) When you have a name that doesn’t rhyme with any Webster’s dictionary certified words to make a quirky and creative 6th grade school president poster slogan with, make up your own! Don’t be crayna, vote for Shayna! (I won btw 😎) This colludes my bio.
YASMINA MAYO
est. 2024
something funny